Epiphany

12 comments March 10th, 2005at 06:12pm Posted by Eli

Today, I came to the stunning realization that I do not particularly care for cinnamon doughnuts.
Or possibly just glazed cinnamon doughnuts.
Or possibly just glazed cinnamon doughnuts from that particular doughnut shoppe.
Or possibly just glazed cinnamon doughnuts from that particular doughnut shoppe on that particular day.
Or possibly just that specific glazed cinnamon doughnut from that particular doughnut shoppe…

Okay, so maybe it’s not that stunning. And if anyone has any particularly excellent cinnamon doughnuts they would like to sway me with, then I might even be willing to revisit my feelings on this matter.

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12 Comments

  • 1. V  |  March 10th, 2005 at 6:24 pm

    What about Cinnabon? Cinnabons are different from cinnamon doughnuts. Cinnabons are possibly the food of the gods… the sweet, sweet buttery gods.

  • 2. Eli  |  March 10th, 2005 at 6:36 pm

    I have no beef with Cinnabon. If there was a Cinnabeef, well, I would probably have to draw a line in the sandwich there.

  • 3. V  |  March 10th, 2005 at 6:44 pm

    That’s just wrong, dude. So wrong.

  • 4. watertiger  |  March 10th, 2005 at 8:51 pm

    What about cinnamon cruellers? Too phallic?

  • 5. Eli  |  March 10th, 2005 at 8:58 pm

    Well, cinnamon nightcrullers would be, in a long, red, floppy, Viagra-needin’ kinda way.

    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

  • 6. watertiger  |  March 11th, 2005 at 10:03 pm

    Huzzah! Commenting works again! Now we can torment Eli mercilessly…

  • 7. NYMary  |  March 11th, 2005 at 10:04 pm

    Try them with cider.

  • 8. Eli  |  March 11th, 2005 at 10:10 pm

    Huzzah! Commenting works again! Now we can torment Eli mercilessly…

    No, no. Please, not that. Anything but that. Please do not post comments all over my nice clean blog, it would force me to become cranky and annoyed in a very comical and amusing manner.

  • 9. Eli  |  March 11th, 2005 at 10:11 pm

    Try them with cider.

    Can I dunk them in the cider?

    Are you sure this would work with *glazed* cinnamon?

  • 10. watertiger  |  March 11th, 2005 at 10:42 pm

    Can I dunk them in the cider?

    Are you sure this would work with *glazed* cinnamon?

    Well, if you use the cruellers, you could pretend it was a golden showers kind of thing.

  • 11. Eli  |  March 11th, 2005 at 10:45 pm

    Well, if you use the cruellers, you could pretend it was a golden showers kind of thing.

    That was positively DeVillish.

  • 12. watertiger  |  March 11th, 2005 at 11:07 pm

    oh, man.

    just….oh, man.


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