I Should Have Such Problems.

3 comments April 27th, 2005at 08:07pm Posted by Eli

From the NY Daily News:

…asked by his lead lawyer why a $25 million bonus from the company did not appear on his 1999 tax return, Kozlowski said he could not explain why.

“I just was not thinking when I signed my tax return that I had a $25 million loan forgiveness,” Kozlowski said. “Year in and year out at Tyco, my tax returns for the most part had been correct. I didn’t pick up on it.”

Man, I wish I had enough money that $25 million could just… slip my mind.

Entry Filed under: Corruption/Cronyism,Enron,Wankers

3 Comments

  • 1. oldwhitelady  |  April 27th, 2005 at 9:19 pm

    How on earth do you get a $25 million bonus? I need to change jobs, dammit!

  • 2. Eli  |  April 27th, 2005 at 11:23 pm

    Maybe we already have, and it just slipped our minds.

    I’ll call my bank tomorrow and check.

  • 3. oldwhitelady  |  April 28th, 2005 at 12:02 pm

    Ok, Eli, I thought, “maybe he’s right.” I called my bank and (after laughing like hyenas) they tell me that not only do I not have $25 million in there, but I’m a bit overdrawn. Well, it was a good try!


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