Not Gonna Do It.

1 comment April 28th, 2005at 07:49pm Posted by Eli

Beards are the new black:

Well, perhaps not in the white-collar corridors of corporate America. In fact the full beard – that is, one that stretches from the chin and mustache out to the sideburns – has become a kind of signifier for the glamorously self-employed. It is a favorite of Hollywood actors like Russell Crowe and Matthew McConaughey (who flaunt their whiskers as a kind of too-cool-for-school look when not shooting) and a key part of the brand identity of hot young fashion designers like Rogan Gregory of Edun, Josia Lamberto-Egan of Trovata and Alex Carleton of Rogues Gallery; and of musicians like Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes and Babydaddy of Scissor Sisters.

Among other things, today’s beard is a kind of nostalgic nod to counterculture heroics that peaked – at least in Hollywood – in 1978. That was the Year of the Beard, brandished by Kris Kristofferson as an outlaw trucker in Sam Peckinpah’s “Convoy” and Steve McQueen in his serious-actor turn in “Enemy of the People.”

Stubble is as far as I’m gonna go, I think. Beards would have to go out of style again before I would even consider growing one.

Actually, I’m not even sure I can. I might have to get beard plugs or a beard toupee or something…

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  • 1. oldwhitelady  |  April 30th, 2005 at 9:56 am

    But Eli, just think of how handsome you would look with a FULL beard! Don’t you want to look stylish? Actually, the stubble looks very manly.
    Beards are not that great.


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