Wha???

2 comments May 17th, 2005at 01:05pm Posted by Eli

One of the letters to the editor in response to Kristof’s column about Bishop Spong’s book offering a liberal (i.e., compassionate) interpretation of the Bible:

Nicholas D. Kristof must have a different version of the Bible than I do. Mine calls for individual responsibility and action, not for a government to take money from people who produce and distribute it to others to make liberals feel good about themselves.

*splutter incoherently*

*use sextant and compass to re-acquire fix on location of reality*

Hello??? Charity? Do unto others? As you do unto the least of these, so you do unto me? The meek shall inherit the earth?

Driftglass was right – they really are using a completely different version of the Bible from everyone else. I think the moneychangers in the temple may have written it, actually…

Entry Filed under: Religion,Republicans,Wankers

2 Comments

  • 1. oldwhitelady  |  May 17th, 2005 at 9:14 pm

    Maybe, their bibles were stolen. They have to go by memory. Their memories aren’t very good.

  • 2. Eli  |  May 17th, 2005 at 10:45 pm

    Mad Christ Disease will do that to ya.


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