I Sing The Vagina Electric…

10 comments August 17th, 2005at 09:46pm Posted by Eli

I celebrate the me yet to come…

Well, the NY Daily News certainly was on a roll today, capped off with a most excellent compendium of Bizarre Sex Trivia (actually excerpted from “Why Do Men Have Nipples: Hundreds of Questions You’d Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini” by Mark Leyner and Billy Goldberg, M.D.). F’rinstance:

“The Electrovaginogram: Study of the Vaginal Electric Activity and Its Role in the Sexual Act and Disorders.” In this paper, the authors investigated the hypothesis that the vagina generates electric waves, which affect vaginal contraction during penile thrusting. They found electric waves could be recorded from the vagina. They also postulated that there was a vaginal pacemaker that seems to represent the G-spot, which is claimed to be a small area of erotic sensitivity in the vagina.

Also covered: Whether or not you can break your penis, what causes “shrinkage,” kegel exercises, and female ejaculation.

It is also definitive proof of something I’ve been saying for a long time now: Anything containing the phrase “So what is this vaginal Loch Ness Monster?” is worth reading.

This also seems like an appropriate, er, spot to disclose that my blog can apparently be found by searching for “Kingpin hitting boobs Vanessa”. I don’t think I want to know why.

Entry Filed under: Eli's Obsession With The Google,Weirdness


  • 1. Seaxneat  |  August 17th, 2005 at 10:56 pm

    Good lord.

  • 2. Silleigh  |  August 17th, 2005 at 11:01 pm

    A perfectly good post, marred by blogspam??? Kee-rist.

  • 3. Eli  |  August 17th, 2005 at 11:08 pm

    Yeah, I’ve been getting a ton of that today, dunno why.

    I *was* rather amused by the one that said something like “You could potentially make the top 10! Go for it!”

    There’s a blog top 10?

  • 4. oldwhitelady  |  August 17th, 2005 at 11:28 pm

    Interesting stuff you read. So, can a man break his penis? Inquiring minds and all that….

    Vaginal Loch Ness Monster – not a bad phrase:)

  • 5. Eli  |  August 17th, 2005 at 11:52 pm



  • 6. oldwhitelady  |  August 18th, 2005 at 12:17 pm

    Post at the end of the page…

    Eli, I just saw this one, today. Tis good and funny…

  • 7. Eli  |  August 18th, 2005 at 1:43 pm

    Heh, thanks. I’ll miss that one, but not as much as the “index of crack.”

  • 8. Multi Medium » Eli&&hellip  |  February 15th, 2007 at 7:02 pm

    […] You will be relieved to know that this is merely due to the confluence of two completely innocuous posts: I Sing The Vagina Electric, and I Wonder How Much Rogaine I Would Need To Cover My Entire Body. […]

  • 9. kookimebux  |  February 1st, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    Hello. And Bye. :)

  • 10. wawngeniaft  |  March 20th, 2009 at 8:55 am

    very intresting

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