Spam O’ The Day

3 comments September 9th, 2005at 10:45am Posted by Eli

It’s been a while since I posted any Random Spam Weirdness, partly because I haven’t gotten much lately, and partly because Certain People always rub my nose in how much cooler their spammers’ names are.

But I just couldn’t resist this line, nominally from an eBay “Urgent Security Notice For All Clients”:

Here’s your Textbooks I’ll give you… Ralph Nader Computers

It’s brilliant, really – who wouldn’t want a Ralph Nader Computer? Or Textbooks from Ralph Nader Computers? I’m a little hazy on which it would be, but both possibilities are terribly intriguing.

Entry Filed under: Spamoptikon

3 Comments

  • 1. watertiger  |  September 10th, 2005 at 10:58 am

    Strain J. Catamaran
    Vulgarized B. Joshes
    Parallelogram A. Twining
    Caulk O. Gulag
    Gestating G. Recuperated
    Ova P. Tinsels (my personal fave)
    Deprecate H. Feels
    Riverside O. Rowers
    Underpass S. Corrugations
    Loch O. Immobilize
    Infuriates E. Verified
    Nervous C. Complaining

  • 2. Eli  |  September 10th, 2005 at 12:26 pm

    I hate you.

  • 3. watertiger  |  September 10th, 2005 at 12:49 pm

    Ova P. Tinsels – I need to write a novel with a character named “Ova P. Tinsels.”


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