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3D Loot!

And here is some of my three-dimensional loot, with special emphasis on the Full Moon figurines I purchased in my bid to become an executive producer.

The Blade and The Tunneler, from the Puppet Master movies.

The Killer Pimp from Blood Dolls. Feather, knife, and Pimp Sceptre are all removable. Not sure about the cow-pattern platform shoes…

It’s, um, the lamp in my bedroom. And some happy wrapping paper. Mrs. Lamp is in the living room. Posted by Picasa

6 comments November 5th, 2005 at 06:56pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Movies,Photoblogging,Weirdness

2D Loot!

Inspired by the various Worst Album Covers Of All Time posts floating around, and the truly amazing toy photo collection that Phila linked to, I felt compelled to offer up my own pathetically inadequate contributions to the genre. I have arbitrarily decided to divvy them up between two-dimensional and three-dimensional kitschy loot.

All credit to the shadowy and mysterious Codename V. for spotting the album covers at the South Side Goodwill store, but the plaque is all me.

A very daring and provocative cover, I must say! Black and white and color!

From the back of the Woody Simmons album, and the point at which I became convinced Woody was not a guy (turns out I was right)…

The Archers are apparently from The Eighties Future, and are ready to blast off in their Big Art Deco rocket just as soon as they finish their sultry pose-down. Well, Blue and Pink are kinda sultry; Red just looks kinda baffled. Apparently Hands In Jacket Pockets = Sultry; Hands In Pants Pockets = Baffled. I must try to keep this in mind, no matter how hot it gets in the summer.

There’s really not a whole lot I can add to this. It’s just… horrible. So I had to have it. Posted by Picasa

5 comments November 5th, 2005 at 06:43pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Music,Photoblogging,Weirdness

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