2D Loot!

5 comments November 5th, 2005at 06:43pm Posted by Eli

Inspired by the various Worst Album Covers Of All Time posts floating around, and the truly amazing toy photo collection that Phila linked to, I felt compelled to offer up my own pathetically inadequate contributions to the genre. I have arbitrarily decided to divvy them up between two-dimensional and three-dimensional kitschy loot.

All credit to the shadowy and mysterious Codename V. for spotting the album covers at the South Side Goodwill store, but the plaque is all me.


A very daring and provocative cover, I must say! Black and white and color!


From the back of the Woody Simmons album, and the point at which I became convinced Woody was not a guy (turns out I was right)…


The Archers are apparently from The Eighties Future, and are ready to blast off in their Big Art Deco rocket just as soon as they finish their sultry pose-down. Well, Blue and Pink are kinda sultry; Red just looks kinda baffled. Apparently Hands In Jacket Pockets = Sultry; Hands In Pants Pockets = Baffled. I must try to keep this in mind, no matter how hot it gets in the summer.


There’s really not a whole lot I can add to this. It’s just… horrible. So I had to have it. Posted by Picasa

Entry Filed under: Music,Photoblogging,Weirdness

5 Comments

  • 1. Karen  |  November 5th, 2005 at 11:31 pm

    These are truly awful. Thanks for sharing ;)

  • 2. cabearie  |  November 6th, 2005 at 8:28 pm

    Son,

    Sometimes I worry about you.

    Diane

  • 3. cabearie  |  November 6th, 2005 at 8:29 pm

    (lemme try that again)

    Son,

    Sometimes I worry about you.

  • 4. Doozer  |  November 6th, 2005 at 8:39 pm

    Little girl on left is threatening to shove little boy in middle right off that cloud.
    And he believes it…

  • 5. Spear and Magic  |  November 7th, 2005 at 1:31 am

    Woody is not a man, baby; she’s a banjo playing machine:

    “A multi-instrumentalist (guitar, piano, mandolin), she is probably best known for her fluid and melodic modal banjo style …” [All Music Guide]

    Hey, isn’t that what we all know her for?


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