Bush’s Top Secret Avian Flu Plan Revealed

1 comment November 10th, 2005at 09:55pm Posted by Eli

I have managed to obtain a highly classified copy of the Bush administration’s strategy for countering a potential avian flu epidemic.

Phase 1: Invade Turkey.

Phase 2: Invade Geese.

Phase 3: Bomb Parrots and Chicken Itza into smithereens.

Phase 4: Declare victory. Medals for everyone!

Guinea, New Guinea, and Guinea-Bissau are tiptoeing around and hoping no-one remembers they exist.

Entry Filed under: Bush,Iraq,Puns

1 Comment

  • 1. The Kenosha Kid  |  November 12th, 2005 at 9:27 pm

    These are the kind of jokes that inspired the whole “ELI MUST BE STOPPED” movement.


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