Bush’s Top Secret Avian Flu Plan Revealed
1 comment November 10th, 2005at 09:55pm Posted by Eli
I have managed to obtain a highly classified copy of the Bush administration’s strategy for countering a potential avian flu epidemic.
Phase 1: Invade Turkey.
Phase 2: Invade Geese.
Phase 3: Bomb Parrots and Chicken Itza into smithereens.
Phase 4: Declare victory. Medals for everyone!
Guinea, New Guinea, and Guinea-Bissau are tiptoeing around and hoping no-one remembers they exist.
1 Comment
1. The Kenosha Kid | November 12th, 2005 at 9:27 pm
These are the kind of jokes that inspired the whole “ELI MUST BE STOPPED” movement.