Question For Conservatives

3 comments January 4th, 2006at 09:46am Posted by Eli

So, if you really believe that the government should do whatever is necessary to wage the WAR ON TERROR!!!™, no matter how sordid and awful… does that include raising taxes on the rich to beef up Homeland Security funding, or are some atrocities just beyond the pale of civilized behavior? Before you say no, just think of all the wiretaps and nipple clamps and genitalectrodes and doggy body armor they could buy with all that moola!

(Mmm… Nipple clamps…)

Or what about a draft drawn exclusively from you and your children, to beef up the military so it can invade and occupy Iran or whoever else might look at us crosseyed? I’m sure that deep down, you really want to support the war effort more directly, but you just need an excuse to tear yourselves away from your familes. Or vice versa.

No? No takers? Somehow, I thought not. No sacrifice too great for you to ask of others, no sacrifice small enough to ask of yourselves.

Entry Filed under: Bush,Favorites,Iraq,Politics,Republicans,Wankers,War

3 Comments

  • 1. spork_incident  |  January 4th, 2006 at 4:11 pm

    does that include raising taxes on the rich to beef up Homeland Security funding

    You speak nonsense.

    I’m sure that deep down, you really want to support the war effort more directl

    What’s good for me is good for the war effort.

    Now tell me more about these “nipple clamps”.

    wingnut_incident

  • 2. oldwhitelady  |  January 4th, 2006 at 9:10 pm

    No takers, but a mighty fine post! Hell Yeah!

  • 3. Neil Shakespeare  |  January 7th, 2006 at 5:12 pm

    “NO SACRIFICE SMALL ENOUGH”. Should be the banner of the Republican party.


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