Shotgunfreude.

2 comments February 12th, 2006at 03:58pm Posted by Eli

Holy shit!!!

Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and injured a man during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, his spokeswoman said Sunday.

Harry Whittington, 78, was ”alert and doing fine” after Cheney sprayed Whittington with shotgun pellets on Saturday at the Armstrong Ranch in south Texas, said property owner Katharine Armstrong.

Armstrong said Cheney turned to shoot a bird and accidentally hit Whittington. She said Whittington was taken to Corpus Christi Memorial Hospital by ambulance.

Cheney’s spokeswoman, Lea Anne McBride, said the vice president was with Whittington, a lawyer from Austin, Texas, and his wife at the hospital on Sunday afternoon.

Kinda sounds like it was one of his hunting buddies, so I don’t think much will come of it.

Entry Filed under: Cheney,Wankers

2 Comments

  • 1. Jane  |  February 13th, 2006 at 11:25 am

    From a friend, Marcus Bales, on the
    Dead Runners e-List:

    Higgledy piggledy
    Richard B Cheney
    While hunting for quail on the
    Old Armstrong place.
    In a moment of carelessness
    Vice-presidentially
    Blasted another guest
    Right in the face.

    “Ambulance! Ambulance!”
    Richard B. Cheney
    Repeated as somebody
    Bled where he sat
    Prey to Republican
    Inhospitality
    Was he a terrorist
    Or Democrat?

    Luckily luckily
    Richard B Cheney’s
    Security detail has
    Medics on staff
    And, since the guy is an
    Ultraconservative,
    All that he’ll say is “It
    Hurts when I laugh”.

    Remington Remington
    Richard B Cheney
    Has shot a Republican
    Very fat cat;
    Cheney is sorry but
    Self-justifyingly
    Thinks “I’d have missed if
    He wasn’t so fat.”

    Wriggley wriggley
    Richard B Cheney:
    “Executive privilege!”
    SCOTUS: “Concur!”
    After all, Hamilton
    Paradigmatically
    Died when shot down by
    Vice President Burr.

    Coverup coverup
    Richard B Cheney
    For twenty-four hours
    Would not say a word,
    And none of the media
    Characterisitcally
    Tell us the real facts: did
    Dick get the bird?

  • 2. Ol' Froth  |  February 13th, 2006 at 4:26 pm

    Liberal AVenger has the best tag line: Dick Cheney finally gets combat experience!”


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