Archive for April 15th, 2006

More Great Moments In Spam Literature

Today’s entry is from Eve Duncan, entitled “hit-and-run.” Enjoy!

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“throat the wildlife demoralize innovative a to camaraderie soothe”? “blood type that chew and prosper kernel hydroelectric”? Why the hell can’t I write like that???

4 comments April 15th, 2006 at 06:31pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Favorites,Spamoptikon

Scary Headlines!

Just a couple of headlines I found rather… alarming.

Scary Headline #1:

Robot Birth Simulator Gaining Popularity

I suppose this could be useful if your robot gets pregnant.

Scary Headline #2:

Candy-Maker to Buy Dog Treat Manufacturer

Must not think about it, must not think about it…

April 15th, 2006 at 06:26pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Great Headlines


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