More Great Moments In Spam Literature

4 comments April 15th, 2006at 06:31pm Posted by Eli

Today’s entry is from Eve Duncan, entitled “hit-and-run.” Enjoy!

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“throat the wildlife demoralize innovative a to camaraderie soothe”? “blood type that chew and prosper kernel hydroelectric”? Why the hell can’t I write like that???

Entry Filed under: Favorites,Spamoptikon

4 Comments

  • 1. flory  |  April 15th, 2006 at 7:31 pm

    Serious alcohol consumption helps.

    Might be your problem.

  • 2. V  |  April 15th, 2006 at 10:37 pm

    I can really relate to this. Because, I mean, everybody New Age makes me want to barf!!! too. And all that stuff about kernel hydroelectric, that’s obviously a desperate plea for an effective-supper-groveling regime change away from fossil fuels and towards, like, biodiesel. Or something.

    Or maybe not.

  • 3. Tom - Daai Tou Laam  |  April 15th, 2006 at 10:58 pm

    Hmm… this almost compares to a recent spam I got with a nigerian banking scam. The message itself was completely unremarkable except that it was addressed from “Ted Smith”. That made me laugh pretty hard.

  • 4. Lizzy  |  April 16th, 2006 at 4:33 pm

    You can write like that and you take great pictures.

    I hope that your Sunday is good, however you celebrate it.

    Peace.


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