Spam Philosophy

7 comments April 25th, 2006at 06:36pm Posted by Eli

I don’t think this really qualifies as literature – it’s more like a treatise of some kind. I’m just not sure what about.

From the inimitable ps, I give you… “drinkme” (thankfully not copyrighted).

Does the policeman hunt mad people or does he hunt sane people ?? (even better he hunts patology) The policeman hunts mad people, or he would be mad, by definiton. So there should be total identity, and unity of action, by the policeman, the general, the medical doctor, so we will not say anymore that a raper is a sane human. We can show why also crimes against the patrimony are not physiological conducts (if evrybody would go doing robberies..what would happen?)A conduct can be pathological (biological group self-destructive activity) or non pathological (phisiological), no external or middle case is expected. 90% of the people who killed a parent is declared mentally healthful, this means: non pathological conduct, phisiological conduct (genetic or non genetic), good doctor, not vector of functional or anatomical suffering.

Medicine is an exact science, jurisprudence is an exact science. Enemies and friends: of the mental hygiene only, war between doctors isn’t expected value. “Fighting with islam against the devil” : this information is harmless and profitable.

Siegmund Freud lies not knowing to be lying: he is a conceptual pedophile who says children has sexual attraction for parent (edipus) and that mind is partitioned in 3 parts (ego superego es). False premiss brings wrong result: like Freud says, cognitive error is associated with pathological conduct.

“All fine at home? Do your parents act with you like with friends?”: the medical doctor must suggest this or enhanced reflection to the habitants, for excluding non-genetic behavioral epidemics. Slapping child is a crime and a mania, like by the general rule, “if child doesn’t born genetically stupid, handicapped, diseased, socially dangerous”. Earth’s habitants kill gays but children don’t born gays, habitants corrupt and kill children doing a “sacrifice to the devil”: this non genetic epidemic is familiarly but not geneticaly transmitted.

God created phisiology and patology and gave you the chance to choice. With baptism christians forgive themselfs from god’s sentence.

1:28 God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air and over every living creature that moves on the ground.” 1:29 Then God said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. 1:30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds of the air and all the creatures that move on the ground-everything that has the breath of life in it-I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.

If vegetarian diet gives longer and better life than non-vegetarian diet, non-vegetarian diet is alimentary behavior pathology. Eating another human is a behavioral disturb; a cow has 96,5% dna perfectly matching with human dna. I am racist: i think animals is inferior race, so i don’t have to eat cadavers, thing that induce a phisiological genetic reflex : vomiting.

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  • 1. V  |  April 25th, 2006 at 7:41 pm

    Hey, I’m a vegetarian. So by this guy’s logic, I don’t have to eat cadavers! I think… um…

    Hey, anything that gets me out of having to eat cadavers is A-OK in my book.

  • 2. hisstorymn, Hunter of Da Snark  |  April 25th, 2006 at 10:30 pm


    I often wonder if these aren’t coded messages from the tapping program ie the Spam says “Doris enlarged at window” actually means “We are listening to your phone calls bitch!”… or something like that…

    But I digress.

    While watertiger is the master of the caption, Atta the Lord of the Blogwhore, you dear Eli are the Ultimate Aggragating Assembler of Spam-ku.

    Great post!

  • 3. Eli  |  April 25th, 2006 at 10:35 pm

    Thanks, dude. I try.

    Well, actually… I don’t. Just lucky, I guess.

  • 4. P. Drāno  |  April 25th, 2006 at 10:48 pm

    Who do I call for emergencies though?

  • 5. oldwhitelady  |  April 26th, 2006 at 9:04 pm

    Yup, it’s code. It says if you blog this, you’re probably bored. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
    Enemies and friends: of the mental hygiene only,

    I think someone took their text through one of the languages on Bablefish and came up with this.

  • 6. Neil Shakespeare  |  April 26th, 2006 at 9:58 pm

    Yeah, I think that’s all alien code stuff.

  • 7. Anonymous  |  April 26th, 2006 at 11:00 pm

    That’s my term paper for Intro to Criminal Justice, or at least the one I odered from the web. I been plagiarized.

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