Archive for June 9th, 2006

Friday Quote & Puppy Blogging

This week’s quote is from The 5,000 Fingers Of Dr. T. (not to be confused with Dr T And The Women, although that would certainly be… interesting), a very bizarre and entertaining 1950s live-action Dr. Seuss movie, with Hans Conreid as the megalomaniacal piano teacher of the title. I can’t recommend it highly enough.

Everyone gets into trouble. Even the King of Persia gets into trouble. But does the King of Persia come crawling out of my air vent to bother me? No he doesn’t, he stays in Persia.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s puppies…

I was going to post another Gollum picture, but I didn’t want to put him at risk.

3 comments June 9th, 2006 at 06:11pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

Friday Anti-Cat Quote Blogging

Three Rivers Online Guy has sent a liger to eat my nonexistent cats. I’m pretty sure this is actionable.

Friday Massive Liger Blogging: I have sent my mutant 10 foot Liger to eat all the cats and dogs that I have seen over at Multi Medium and the Froth blog. My girlfriend will be riding him like a Pony. All hail Magneto!

If you see this man or his girlfriend in the company of a large, mutant hybrid cat, lock all of your pets in the basement and contact the authorities immediately. Do not attempt to apprehend him yourself.

Artist’s conception of a liger in the wild. DO NOT APPROACH.

5 comments June 9th, 2006 at 05:56pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Favorites,Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

They Write Letters

Argh. In today’s NYT:

When Hitler died, it was a good thing. When Saddam Hussein was captured and taken out of commission, it was a good thing.

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the leader of Al Qaeda in Iraq, has been killed, and that is a good thing.

Whatever else is going on in the world, whatever you dislike about the American government, it deserves credit for removing this barbaric murderer.

If Hitler had been killed in 1942, there would have been hordes of protesters calling President Franklin D. Roosevelt bad names, but today we know that it would have been a good thing. So it is with the killing of Mr. Zarqawi.

Ah yes, the Saddam is Hitler, liberals love Saddam, therefore liberals would have loved Hitler meme, one of my favorites. Listen, you right-wing war-loving freak, if anyone in the Hypothetical States of America were out there protesting Hitler’s death, it would have been your guys, not mine. You know, the corporatists (like Dubya’s granddad) doing business with Nazi Germany, and the insane racists who think Hitler had the right idea. Those guys.

This is not World War II, you clueless amoral monster. Yes, Saddam was evil, but he didn’t declare war on us, wasn’t occupying or laying siege to any of our allies, wasn’t systematically exterminating millions of people. Sure, Saddam wanted to be a threat, but that damn package from Charles Atlas never showed up.

And you know what? If we hadn’t invaded Iraq, Zarqawi would be irrelevant. He wouldn’t have killed one single American, and no-one would have ever heard of him. And I won’t even ask why our strong, decisive war president never gave the military the go-ahead to take out this terrible boogeyman when they had him in their sights before the invasion…

3 comments June 9th, 2006 at 01:04pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Favorites,Iraq,Politics,Republicans,Wankers

Good Lord.

What the deuce???

A woman angry that her new puppy had died pushed her way into a dog breeder’s home and repeatedly hit her on the head with the dead Chihuahua, authorities said.

The 33-year-old woman told police she had taken the puppy to a veterinarian, who said it was only 4 weeks old and needed to be returned to its mother. But before she could return the puppy, it died.

Early Wednesday, the woman went to the breeder’s home, pushed her way inside and began fighting with the breeder as she tried to make her way to the basement to get another puppy, police said.

The breeder wrestled the woman out of her house to the front porch, where the woman then hit the breeder over the head numerous times with the dead puppy, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported, citing police.

As the woman drove away, she waved the dead puppy out of the car’s sunroof and yelled threats at the breeder, police said.

Sweet Jesus. I can understand why she’d be upset, but I think that most people who really love animals would not use their dead bodies as fucking WEAPONS.

3 comments June 9th, 2006 at 12:58am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Wankers,Weirdness

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