Friday Anti-Cat Quote Blogging

5 comments June 9th, 2006at 05:56pm Posted by Eli

Three Rivers Online Guy has sent a liger to eat my nonexistent cats. I’m pretty sure this is actionable.

Friday Massive Liger Blogging: I have sent my mutant 10 foot Liger to eat all the cats and dogs that I have seen over at Multi Medium and the Froth blog. My girlfriend will be riding him like a Pony. All hail Magneto!


If you see this man or his girlfriend in the company of a large, mutant hybrid cat, lock all of your pets in the basement and contact the authorities immediately. Do not attempt to apprehend him yourself.


Artist’s conception of a liger in the wild. DO NOT APPROACH.

Entry Filed under: Favorites,Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

5 Comments

  • 1. ĦEl Gato Negro!  |  June 9th, 2006 at 10:50 pm

    Pfui!

    He does no look so very scary, no?

    …and the liger! Weel, eet ees so skinny!

    Eet would no make much of a meal for El Gato Negro.

    so.

  • 2. Philip Shropshire  |  June 10th, 2006 at 2:54 pm

    ha ha ha. Why Hercules is the most genteel 10 foot 900 pound liger you’ll ever want to meet. I’m going to feed this big cutie some milk now…for fun I stick my big ol arm down his throat which always annoys and angers him according to his deep rumbling growls and arrrrrhhhhhhhh…

  • 3. Eli  |  June 10th, 2006 at 2:57 pm

    (Perhaps he was dictating…)

  • 4. Multi Medium » Frid&hellip  |  January 27th, 2007 at 5:00 pm

    […] Now that the liger threat has apparently passed, I figured it was safe to post another Gollum pic. […]

  • 5. Multi Medium » Star&hellip  |  January 28th, 2007 at 1:38 am

    […] UPDATE: Also, my blog is the #3 Google search result for we hate ligers. Thanks, Three Rivers Online Guy! […]


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