Friday Anti-Cat Quote Blogging
5 comments June 9th, 2006at 05:56pm Posted by Eli
Three Rivers Online Guy has sent a liger to eat my nonexistent cats. I’m pretty sure this is actionable.
Friday Massive Liger Blogging: I have sent my mutant 10 foot Liger to eat all the cats and dogs that I have seen over at Multi Medium and the Froth blog. My girlfriend will be riding him like a Pony. All hail Magneto!
If you see this man or his girlfriend in the company of a large, mutant hybrid cat, lock all of your pets in the basement and contact the authorities immediately. Do not attempt to apprehend him yourself.
Artist’s conception of a liger in the wild. DO NOT APPROACH.
Entry Filed under: Favorites,Friday Quote & Cat Blogging
5 Comments
1. ĦEl Gato Negro! | June 9th, 2006 at 10:50 pm
Pfui!
He does no look so very scary, no?
…and the liger! Weel, eet ees so skinny!
Eet would no make much of a meal for El Gato Negro.
so.
2. Philip Shropshire | June 10th, 2006 at 2:54 pm
ha ha ha. Why Hercules is the most genteel 10 foot 900 pound liger you’ll ever want to meet. I’m going to feed this big cutie some milk now…for fun I stick my big ol arm down his throat which always annoys and angers him according to his deep rumbling growls and arrrrrhhhhhhhh…
3. Eli | June 10th, 2006 at 2:57 pm
(Perhaps he was dictating…)
4. Multi Medium » Frid&hellip | January 27th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
[…] Now that the liger threat has apparently passed, I figured it was safe to post another Gollum pic. […]
5. Multi Medium » Star&hellip | January 28th, 2007 at 1:38 am
[…] UPDATE: Also, my blog is the #3 Google search result for we hate ligers. Thanks, Three Rivers Online Guy! […]