I’m 37. I’m Not Old.

22 comments June 7th, 2006at 12:00am Posted by Eli

Happy birthday to me…

King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I’m 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I’m 37. I’m not old.
King Arthur: Well I can’t just call you “man.”

Stoopit kings. No respect for their elders.

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  • 1. ntodd  |  June 7th, 2006 at 12:05 am

    I didn’t know you were called ‘Dennis’.

    PS–You ARE old. Neener, neener, neener.

  • 2. JeffCO  |  June 7th, 2006 at 12:07 am

    Aww, happy birthday! I remember 37….

  • 3. The Kenosha Kid  |  June 7th, 2006 at 12:08 am

    Happy Birthday. If I have my way, you won’t live to see 38 .. mwahaha … MWAHAHAHAHA … MWAHAHAHAHA*cough*cough*cough*

  • 4. Anonymous  |  June 7th, 2006 at 5:46 am

    Happy Fucking Birthday Pal!!!!!!

    Many happy returns, ya old coot.

    BTW I wouldn’t worry too much about the kid from Wisconsin.


  • 5. Moonbootica  |  June 7th, 2006 at 12:30 pm

    I hope you have a wonderful birthday Eli :)

  • 6. Elmo  |  June 7th, 2006 at 12:55 pm

    Happy Birthday!!!

  • 7. ina  |  June 7th, 2006 at 5:53 pm

    Happy Birthday by the handful!

  • 8. pie  |  June 7th, 2006 at 10:00 pm

    Happy birthday, Eli!!!!

    I luv you.

    37 is not old. Either is 54. :)

  • 9. Phila  |  June 7th, 2006 at 10:05 pm

    Happy bidet, Eli!

    You’ve still got three years ’til your mind goes.

  • 10. four legs good  |  June 7th, 2006 at 10:06 pm

    You might be old, but you’re not as old as me.

    Happy birthday.

  • 11. Eli  |  June 7th, 2006 at 10:08 pm

    Thanks, everybody!!! Dream on, Kenosha.

  • 12. charley  |  June 7th, 2006 at 10:39 pm

    yep, 37 was when i started worrying about getting old.

    wasn’t long after that.

    “meet you in the next world, don’t be late”

  • 13. Anonymous  |  June 7th, 2006 at 11:06 pm

    Everybody sing!

    “Happy Bananaphone to you…”

    Can’t get the song out of my head!

  • 14. Remek  |  June 8th, 2006 at 1:12 am

    That’s ok, I’m 48 and still act 13 in many ways.

    You’re as old as you feel and young as you look… or was it young as you feel and old as you look?

    Anyway, it’s a day late, and dollar short, but happy friggin’ b-day!

  • 15. Sandy-LA 90034  |  June 8th, 2006 at 1:23 am

    What 4Legs said, I’ll echo.

    Hope your birthday was fun and you’ll have many more of them ahead of you in a world that is in tune with liberal values.

  • 16. Eli  |  June 8th, 2006 at 2:13 am

    Thanks, more everybodys!

    Birthday was pretty fun – wandered around and took almost 700 pictures, then played some softball (badly) and took close to 150 more…

  • 17. Laudio  |  June 10th, 2006 at 1:03 pm

    Found your site randomly, Googling for that bit of the Holy Grail script. I’m 37 today, and I’ve been waiting for this birthday to roll around just so I could set that audio clip as my ringtone.

    Happy birthday, by the way!

  • 18. Eli  |  June 10th, 2006 at 1:06 pm

    Hee hee. Good on ya, and happy birthday!

  • 19. Aquaria  |  June 11th, 2006 at 9:54 pm

    Aw, hon. I missed this.

    Happy belated birthday. Wish I could give you that spanking, with a special “one to grow on.”


    And I don’t know what this old business is about.

    I’m 44, and I definitely don’t feel old. Or so my boyfriends tell me.

  • 20. Blue Gal  |  June 12th, 2006 at 8:15 pm

    43 next month. Hey, we’re not boomers.

  • 21. Multi Medium » PHOT&hellip  |  January 28th, 2007 at 5:28 pm

    […] I’m about halfway through processing the almost-700 pictures I took on my birthday (not counting another hundred or so softball pics), and that’s going to take up a lot of my time for a while, probably most of the weekend. So until that’s done, I’ll probably be fairly scarce, and photoblogging a lot more than ranting. […]

  • 22. Multi Medium » Bela&hellip  |  January 28th, 2007 at 5:41 pm

    […] This week, after a full afternoon of picture-taking on my birthday, I was too mentally and physically drained to do much, although I did hit my first triple of the season, and I threw the ball pretty well, including another assist at third. I ended up 2-for-7 with 2 runs and 2 RBI, and a lot of popups and lazy fly balls. I should have told everyone it was my birthday before the game – maybe I could have gotten some favorable drops or something… […]

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