Cryptic Family Quote Of The Day

August 30th, 2006at 12:58pm Posted by Eli

From an e-mail update regarding my stepmother’s birthday picnic this weekend:

“We will have plenty of spoons and I will bring pigs.”

I have no idea what it means, but I am filled with vague unease.

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  • 1. karmic_jay  |  August 30th, 2006 at 2:20 pm

    Could the spoons be to spoon off the excess porcine fat as it melts during cooking?

    Another uneasy image..

  • 2. spork_incident  |  August 30th, 2006 at 2:31 pm

    Vague unease? Outright alarm is called for.

    And spoons are wimps. You can’t stab with them.

    But I’m biased.

    .

  • 3. Eli  |  August 30th, 2006 at 3:05 pm

    Jay, I was actually wondering if there would be some kind of bacon pudding.

    *wonders if it’s too late to invite Thers*

    Spork, are you suggesting that a spork could be used to bring down a pig? I am having difficulty believing this…

  • 4. Anonymous  |  August 31st, 2006 at 9:18 am

    Bwahahahaha

  • 5. geor3ge  |  August 31st, 2006 at 6:40 pm

    I often send my invitations in Mad Lib form, too.


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