Cryptic Family Quote Of The Day
August 30th, 2006at 12:58pm Posted by Eli
From an e-mail update regarding my stepmother’s birthday picnic this weekend:
“We will have plenty of spoons and I will bring pigs.”
I have no idea what it means, but I am filled with vague unease.
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1. karmic_jay | August 30th, 2006 at 2:20 pm
Could the spoons be to spoon off the excess porcine fat as it melts during cooking?
Another uneasy image..
2. spork_incident | August 30th, 2006 at 2:31 pm
Vague unease? Outright alarm is called for.
And spoons are wimps. You can’t stab with them.
But I’m biased.
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3. Eli | August 30th, 2006 at 3:05 pm
Jay, I was actually wondering if there would be some kind of bacon pudding.
*wonders if it’s too late to invite Thers*
Spork, are you suggesting that a spork could be used to bring down a pig? I am having difficulty believing this…
4. Anonymous | August 31st, 2006 at 9:18 am
Bwahahahaha
5. geor3ge | August 31st, 2006 at 6:40 pm
I often send my invitations in Mad Lib form, too.