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1 comment August 2nd, 2006at 12:31am Posted by Eli

Is our preznit learning?

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A White House spokesperson announced President Bush is reading successfully at the sixth grade level.

“The President is absolutely thrilled at his latest achievement,” said Edward Thurut. “And he wants the American people to know just how far he’s progressed the past year. He’s been officially tested by the D.C. school board, and the results arrived at Pennsylvania Avenue earlier this morning. The President wishes to thank all those who believed in him, especially First Lady Laura, the lovely librarian who won his heart so many years ago.”

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While many educators across the U.S. have applauded the President’s persistence in trying to improve his reading comprehension, there’s a growing concern over his mathematical aptitude as well.

“It’s clear the President’s mathematical comprehension is also on par with a junior high school child,” said Constance Souron, William and Terri University’s Dean of Education. “That’s ironic, considering it’s our children who will be left dealing with this outlandish budget deficit he created.”

“William and Terri University.” Hee.

No word on whether he’s massaging at a sixth grade level.

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Entry Filed under: Bush,Weekly World News

1 Comment

  • 1. bigvic  |  August 5th, 2006 at 10:11 pm

    Is our preznit learning?

    Hahahahahahaha. Snort! Gasp. Heh.

    Moron-in-chimp is incapable of learning a bloody thing. Ever.


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