Niche Marketing
5 comments September 26th, 2006at 07:37am Posted by Eli
If I had any musical talent whatsoever, I would market myself as the world’s first gangsta crooner, using the nom de mic “Bling Crosby.”
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5 Comments
1. Elmo | September 26th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
Cool! I’ll jump on your bandwagon and be “Moneybags Manilow”
2. Interrobang | September 26th, 2006 at 2:26 pm
Your first hit will be MAC the Nine?
3. Sanjay | September 26th, 2006 at 4:35 pm
funny.. will you be doing a song named “The Bling Thing”
4. Eli | September 26th, 2006 at 9:17 pm
Cool! I’ll jump on your bandwagon and be “Moneybags Manilow”
“I bust the caps that make the whole world sting…”
Your first hit will be MAC the Nine?
“I’m dreaming of a pimp Christmas, just like the ones with all those hoes…”
funny.. will you be doing a song named “The Bling Thing”
I might branch out a little and try “Bling Bling Bling (With A Swing)”.
I wonder if the nickname “Snoop Velvet Foggy Fog” is already taken…
5. oldwhitelady | September 26th, 2006 at 10:23 pm
I heard a Toby Keith song that’s currently on the top 40 country hits and couldn’t understand why people would buy it. It certainly wasn’t for the melody.
I don’t think talent matters, and with a name like that… go for it!