Niche Marketing

5 comments September 26th, 2006at 07:37am Posted by Eli

If I had any musical talent whatsoever, I would market myself as the world’s first gangsta crooner, using the nom de mic “Bling Crosby.”

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5 Comments

  • 1. Elmo  |  September 26th, 2006 at 12:04 pm

    Cool! I’ll jump on your bandwagon and be “Moneybags Manilow”

  • 2. Interrobang  |  September 26th, 2006 at 2:26 pm

    Your first hit will be MAC the Nine?

  • 3. Sanjay  |  September 26th, 2006 at 4:35 pm

    funny.. will you be doing a song named “The Bling Thing”

  • 4. Eli  |  September 26th, 2006 at 9:17 pm

    Cool! I’ll jump on your bandwagon and be “Moneybags Manilow”

    “I bust the caps that make the whole world sting…”

    Your first hit will be MAC the Nine?

    “I’m dreaming of a pimp Christmas, just like the ones with all those hoes…”

    funny.. will you be doing a song named “The Bling Thing”

    I might branch out a little and try “Bling Bling Bling (With A Swing)”.

    I wonder if the nickname “Snoop Velvet Foggy Fog” is already taken…

  • 5. oldwhitelady  |  September 26th, 2006 at 10:23 pm

    I heard a Toby Keith song that’s currently on the top 40 country hits and couldn’t understand why people would buy it. It certainly wasn’t for the melody.

    I don’t think talent matters, and with a name like that… go for it!


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