Multi Medium Scoops The World!!!

3 comments October 18th, 2006at 11:17pm Posted by Eli


I called in some favors, because I am A Very Influential Man with Top Secret Highly Placed Sources, and I am proud to present to you this exclusive photograph of Congressman Jerry Weller (R-Illin’) with his secret page girlfriend.

Um, assuming there is one, of course (nothing’s confirmed yet)…

And if there is – how long did Hastert know about her?

Entry Filed under: Politics,Wankers

3 Comments

  • 1. charley  |  October 19th, 2006 at 2:59 am

    so, the plot thickens.

    sadly, i could care less about these silly sex scandals.

    fortunately, repukes do.

    i’ve seen that page before, some creepy commentary on the congresscritter in question.

  • 2. charley  |  October 19th, 2006 at 3:02 am

    by page, i of course meant the crappy album covers page.

    but what’s the difference.

  • 3. Eli  |  October 19th, 2006 at 11:22 am

    Hey, whatever works. The social conservatives don’t give a shit about the Constitution, but some of them do care about moral values, and this is helping a few of them “get” that Republicans don’t actually have any.


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