Dibs
November 13th, 2006at 09:28am Posted by Eli
As David (Austin, TX) points out, Iowa governor Tom Vilsack is currently the only official candidate for the Democratic presidential nomination for 2008, making him the undisputed frontrunner at this early stage.
With that in mind, I would like to trademark the following words and phrases as mine, all mine, and what they are too.
“Sackmentum”
“Sackceleration”
“Sack Attack”
“It takes a Vilsack.”
“Where there’s a Vilsack, there’s a way.”
And, just in case he does win the nomination, I absolutely want royalties every time the Republicans refer to him as “Nutsack”.
I had another one I liked but couldn’t find a use for (might’ve been “Sackrilege”, but I don’t think so). Will update if I can remember it…
Entry Filed under: Democrats, Elections, Favorites, Politics, Puns
5 Comments Add your own
1. Sanjay | November 13th, 2006 at 12:16 pm
Err is “sagging sacks” taken?
2. Sanjay | November 13th, 2006 at 12:16 pm
Err is “sagging sacks” taken?
3. David (Austin Tx) | November 13th, 2006 at 3:40 pm
I wonder how long until the paper or plastic sack question gets asked?
4. Eli | November 13th, 2006 at 5:46 pm
And, of course, if he loses, he’ll be “Sad Sack”…
5. kyklops | November 14th, 2006 at 1:51 am
Tom Vilsack it to ya!
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