Archive for November 20th, 2006


There is some shit even Rupert Murdoch won’t serve.

2 comments November 20th, 2006 at 04:55pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Media,Wankers

Peace Train’s A-Comin’

Right down the tunnel…

Two peace activists have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter.

But they don’t want you marching in the streets. They’d much rather you just stay home.

The Global Orgasm for Peace was conceived by Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, whose immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace.

“The orgasm gives out an incredible feeling of peace during it and after it,” Reffell said Sunday. “Your mind is like a blank. It’s like a meditative state. And mass meditations have been shown to make a change.”


The couple have studied evolutionary psychology and believe that war is mainly an outgrowth of men trying to impress potential mates, a case of “my missile is bigger than your missile,” as Reffell put it.

By promoting what they hope to be a synchronized global orgasm, they hope to get people to channel their sexual energy into something more positive.

The couple said interest appears strong, with 26,000 hits a day to their Web site,

“The dream is to have everyone in the world (take part),” Reffell said. “And if that means laying down your gun for a few minutes, then hey, all the better.”

Of course, I never got an invite. I’m always the last to know about these things…

8 comments November 20th, 2006 at 04:39pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Politics,Weirdness


Further proof that there is no situation that cannot be improved by a profanity-laced tirade:

Michael Richards stunned a comedy club audience, shouting racial epithets at people who heckled him during a stand-up routine.

The 57-year-old actor-comedian, best known for playing Jerry Seinfeld’s eccentric neighbor Kramer on the hit TV show “Seinfeld,” was performing at the Laugh Factory in West Hollywood Friday night when he launched into the verbal rampage, according to video posted on [I’m not going to provide a direct link; if you want it, you’ll find it]

The tirade apparently began after two black audience members started shouting at him that he wasn’t funny.

Richards retorted: “Shut up! Fifty years ago we’d have you upside down with a f—— fork up your a–.”

He then paced across the stage taunting the men for interrupting his show, peppering his speech with racial slurs and profanities.

“You can talk, you can talk, you’re brave now mother——. Throw his a– out. He’s a n—–!”
Richards shouts before repeating the racial epithet over and over again.

While there is some audible chuckling in the audience throughout the outburst, someone can be heard gasping “Oh my God” and various people “ooh” after Richard uses the n-word.

I can’t even begin to guess what he might possibly have been thinking. And while “profanity-laced tirade” may be the most beautiful three words in the English language, “racial epithets” and “the n-word” are just plain ugly.

Maybe Richards can do some commercials for George Allen’s presidential campaign – he should have ample free time…

7 comments November 20th, 2006 at 11:51am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Wankers

Monday Manson Media Blogging

A couple of brilliant clips from The Ben Stiller Show, which died too young:
Pithy advice from a man who knows.
The pilot for what would have been the Greatest TV Series Ever. “I was raised in a prison! I don’t know any other way! I like it! Prison’s my mother!”

November 20th, 2006 at 07:44am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Favorites,Monday Media Blogging

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