I Have Just Purchased THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER.
15 comments January 30th, 2007at 09:53pm Posted by Eli
I am so totally the coolest guy on the planet right now.
Weep with envy:
Oh, but that’s not all…
I… AM… MIGHTY!!!
Entry Filed under: Coolness,Technology,Weirdness
15 Comments
1. four legs good | January 30th, 2007 at 10:13 pm
Oh, damn.
I gotta get some of those.
2. Eli | January 30th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
No, goddammit! I must be the only one!
I’m special!
I’m special…
I’m special…..
*voice trails off*
3. flory | January 30th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
You are……teh gay.
4. Eli | January 30th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
Gay is the new macho.
5. four legs good | January 30th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
So where did you get it?
FUCKING TELL ME ALREADY!!! or I won’t let you see the baby picture when little plushy comes home.
6. Eli | January 30th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
Why, eBay, of course.
7. charley | January 30th, 2007 at 10:50 pm
oh well, flory beat me to it.
8. Eli | January 30th, 2007 at 10:54 pm
You people have no fucking culture at all.
Well, except for fourlegs.
9. ::matthew | January 31st, 2007 at 12:27 am
it is indeed hella cool.
FLG is already threatening to keep the little plushy from us? the horror.
10. karmicjay | January 31st, 2007 at 7:10 am
And I thought you were a man of taste. ;-) just kidding..
11. hisstoryman, Hunter of Da Snark | January 31st, 2007 at 11:42 am
Oh that is HELLA- COOL!
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12. Captain Goto | January 31st, 2007 at 11:49 am
Aw, HELL.
Rick Miller, Mary Huff and Dave Hartmann just jumped off my Southern Culture on the Skids poster to announce that they are tired of hanging out with lame-o’s, and will henceforth only associate with Eli.
You can expect their 2-D essences to arrive shortly.
13. Eli | January 31st, 2007 at 11:50 am
Mwahahahaha…
VICTORY IS MINE!
14. spork_incident | January 31st, 2007 at 1:23 pm
That thing sitting on my desk would make me homicidal inside of 30 seconds.
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15. Eli | January 31st, 2007 at 1:39 pm
I think that’s the best endorsement yet!