If Only She Were 10 Years Older…

January 4th, 2007at 10:39am Posted by Eli

President Bush has certainly set the bar almost impossibly high for just the right mix of pampered, petulant self-absorption and blithe incompetence, which naturally gives me much cause for concern that we will be able to find a suitable successor who would not be a fatal shock to the American system.

After an extensive search process, I believe I may have located an ideal replacement:

Two nightclubs known as Club Paris will no longer be associated with their namesake — Paris Hilton, according to the club’s owner.

Fred Khalilian said he “fired” the hotel heiress because she has failed to attend scheduled appearances at the location in downtown Orlando. The troubles started two years ago when Hilton showed up six hours late for the grand opening, Khalilian said.
“She’s created a circus for herself,” he said. “It’s all about: How has she screwed up now?”

Khalilian does not want to change the name of the Orlando club, or one opened in Jacksonville last year, because he said the name is so well known. Instead of Club Paris representing Hilton, it will stand for the city, Khalilian said.

She’s perfect! The country wouldn’t even miss a beat! She even carries a little dog around with her!

Sadly, she does not meet the minimum age requirement to run for president, so a Constitutional amendment may be required.

Hey, how old is K-Fed?

Entry Filed under: Bush,Politics,Wankers


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