NEED MONEY FA$T?

1 comment January 29th, 2007at 04:41pm Posted by Eli

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If you’re strapped for cash and need a quick pick-me-up, simply dash off a story about how the Obama campaign is claiming that Hillary had a secret abortion after getting pregnant by her crack dealer, and then send it to the good people at Insight. They’ll give you $800, and no-one will ever even have to know it was you. Swee-eet.

Actually, I call dibs on the Hillary abortion story – go make up your own slime, I’m sure they’ll be happy to print it.

Entry Filed under: Media,Politics,Wankers

1 Comment

  • 1. elmo  |  January 30th, 2007 at 12:32 am

    “The reporter has to give his or her word that, ‘It is solid, Jeff,’ ” Mr. Kuhner said.

    Oh, there are a lot of bridge salesmen that would like to talk to Mr. Kuhner…


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