Quote Of The Day

3 comments January 19th, 2007at 07:17pm Posted by Eli

Kung Fu Monkey:

…Cheney and Gonzales have dropped the Constitution into a hole in the White House basement and are currently dancing naked around the pit, penises tucked between their legs, screaming “It rubs the lotions on its Amendments!” at the shuddering, terrified document, and there’s nary a peep.

Now that’s speaking my language.

Entry Filed under: Politics,Quotes

3 Comments

  • 1. david  |  January 19th, 2007 at 10:48 pm

    You wrote that yourself. Fess up. Nobody else’s imagination could’ve conjured that. Heckuva job, Eli.

  • 2. Eli  |  January 20th, 2007 at 12:25 pm

    Don’t I wish.

  • 3. oldwhitelady  |  January 20th, 2007 at 4:27 pm

    And what a picture it brings to mind!


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