We Could Hide Out Under There…

3 comments February 15th, 2007at 12:24am Posted by Eli

Test your underwear mastery!

Japanese clothing manufacturer Gunze has announced the establishment of an underwear knowledge certification test called the Gunze Pantsu Kentei, which they will begin offering on March 1.

Open to anyone interested (who can read Japanese), the test consists of 100 multiple-choice questions designed to measure one’s general and historical knowledge of underwear. The questions vary in difficulty and range from the obvious to the arcane.

Test takers are assigned a certification level (1 to 4) based on their results, and they are given a nationwide rank to see how they stack up against the competition. Top performers will be awarded special prizes, the company says.

The Gunze Pantsu Kentei website, which is still under construction, has posted a few sample questions, including:

– How do you say “underwear” in Thai?
– When is Underwear Day?
– What were the world’s first commercially available underwear briefs called?
– How do you say “T-back” in English?
– Who gave Kitaro [from the manga/anime Ge Ge Ge no Kitaro] the “demon underpants” (oni no pantsu) he wears?

(Any aspiring Level 1 experts know the answers to these questions?)

Although the Gunze Pantsu Kentei may be a marketing gimmick to promote the company’s undergarment sales, it could very well become the much-needed defacto standard by which underwear insiders measure their knowledge of things unmentionable.

The world has suffered too long without a unified standard of underwear knowledge, but soon this dark chapter in history shall be over.

(Yes, this is what passes for a Valentine around here – you got a problem widdat?)

Entry Filed under: Weirdness


  • 1. kyklops  |  February 15th, 2007 at 2:56 am

    I for one will welcome our new underwear overlords…

  • 2. Interrobang  |  February 15th, 2007 at 9:05 pm

    Anata no haha wa no-pan kurabu gyuuru desu! :)

  • 3. Eli  |  February 15th, 2007 at 10:46 pm

    Anata no haha wa no-pan kurabu gyuuru desu! :)

    Which question are you answering?

    (“Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of underpants?”)

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