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March 21st, 2007at 06:56am Posted by Eli

Yet another idea whose time has come:

GRAND WAZOO, Calif. — Nuclear physicists announced the world’s most energetic collision of musical styles today, in a new reactor powered entirely by Jazz Fusion.

“We derive our energy from a rapid succession of smash hits and super critical reactions,” said the project’s frontman, Doc Wackerman.

“And our only waste products are traces of Funk which collect around the pipes in the rhythm section.”

Despite the efficiency and dynamism of the new power source, some experts worry about Wackerman’s achievement. “Jazz Fusion’s popularity risks making this potent new power dangerously accessible,” said a spokesman for the Vishnu Orchestra. “I want to state that for the record. And I will, in fact, on my own next record The Dangers of Anti-Mridangam.”Nevertheless, Fusion is set to electrify much of the West Coast by summer, leaving Wackerman to focus on new challenges in Jazz Physics.

The scientist’s next project, a high-speed train running exclusively on Smooth Jazz, will coast frictionlessly into stations across America next year.

*snaps fingers appreciatively*

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