Well, I Suppose This Is Good News…

5 comments April 20th, 2007at 05:31pm Posted by Eli

Catholic Church closes Limbo.

I’m not entirely sure how this works – are they saying that Limbo never existed in the first place, or that it is now eliminated and all those souls are just going to be dumped into Heaven all at once.

Does Heaven have sufficient resources to handle that kind of mass influx? Who’s going to give them their orientation and swear them in as citizens of Heaven? Where are they going to work? What are the impacts to the celestial ecosystem? Maybe the new souls can be added in gradually to reduce the impact? I’m not any kind of cherubimmigration expert, so I have no idea, but hopefully Someone has worked out all the logistics here.

I’m probably still going to Hell, though.

(h/t Atrios)

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5 Comments

  • 1. ::matthew  |  April 20th, 2007 at 5:53 pm

    sounds like an ecological disaster waiting to happen. we almost lost the bald eagle because of stunts like this!

  • 2. Interrobang  |  April 20th, 2007 at 7:13 pm

    Completely off-topic, but I thought you’d get a kick out of it, someone searched for the string “stealth chainsaw” and my blog was the first hit. (That’s because I actually used the phrase in one of my entries, a-way back when…)

    Life is never dull.

  • 3. elmo  |  April 20th, 2007 at 8:39 pm

    They relented under pressure. Elmo won. All children go to heaven, limbo is for chickenhawks.

    Check this out…

    http://faithoftheabomination.com/

  • 4. Eli  |  April 20th, 2007 at 10:17 pm

    sounds like an ecological disaster waiting to happen. we almost lost the bald eagle because of stunts like this!

    What I’m sayin’! And I’m sure there’s a lot of wildlife that doesn’t exist anywhere else.

    someone searched for the string “stealth chainsaw” and my blog was the first hit.

    Excellent – well done.

    Check this out…

    Eep. Is that Phelps, or some other homophobic “Christian” nutbar?

  • 5. elmo  |  April 21st, 2007 at 9:51 am

    He’s a new guy…


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