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It’s Not A Bug, It’s A Feature

It’s the only explanation I can think of:

Representative Tom Feeney (R-FL) became the second Republican Member of Congress under investigation to be promoted by the Republican Conference in less than a week.

“Apparently, the way to advance in the Republican conference is by being investigated for corruption. Isn’t there a single Republican member who isn’t corrupt who would be better suited for these jobs?” asked Jennifer Crider, Communications Director at the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee. “Clearly, Republicans haven’t learned their lesson about holding their Members accountable for their wrong doing.”

BACKGROUND – Republican committee assignments have become a corruption merry-go-round:

  • April 19, 2007 – Doolittle steps down from the Appropriations Committee following the FBI raid of his home. Doolittle is under investigation for his work with convicted lobbyist Republican Jack Abramoff
  • May 11, 2007 – The Republican Conference names Ken Calvert – under investigation for a shady land deal — to replace Doolittle on Appropriations.
  • May 15, 2007 – The Republican Conference names Tom Feeney – under investigation for his work with convicted lobbyist Republican Jack Abramoff — to replace Calvert as the senior Republican on the Space Subcommittee of the Science Committee.

I can only assume that the GOP does not trust anyone who is not completely, utterly, hopelessly corrupt.

2 comments May 16th, 2007 at 09:21pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Corruption/Cronyism,Politics,Republicans

They Can Run, But They Can’t Hide

David Greenberg is not buying the “Bush is not a conservative” argument:

Appearing on “Face the Nation” on CBS, Hagel said he was “not happy with the Republican party today. It has drifted from the party of Eisenhower, of Goldwater, of Reagan, the party that I joined. It isn’t the same party. It’s been hijacked by a group of single-minded, almost isolationist insulationists, power-projectors. That’s not what Eisenhower talked about.”

If interpreted as throat-clearing before an independent presidential candidacy, Hagel’s comments make sense. But as the core of an independent analysis of conservatism today, they’re nonsense.

Hagel’s profession of unhappiness with today’s G.O.P. is not unique. Ever since the Iraq war turned sour and President Bush’s standing declined, a parade of right-wingers — journalists and intellectuals, activists and politicians — have asserted that this administration embodies neither true conservatism nor the real spirit of the Republican party.Yet these claims crumble under scrutiny, because, far from a subversion of modern American conservatism, Bush represents its fulfillment.


If anti-Bush Republicans don’t accuse the president of betraying their favorite thinkers, they often say he’s forsaken a core conservative principle such as “tradition,” “humility” or “small government” — or, more vapidly, “adherence to the Constitution,” “the wisdom of the Founders” or “honesty in government.” The problem is that these general concepts — especially when proffered without much elaboration — are so elastic as to encompass any grounds for disowning a failed course of action. If you don’t like Bush’s “No Child Left Behind” education program, for example, blame it on the policy’s abandonment of small government (a conservative ideal) and ignore its reversion to old-fashioned learning methods (which is also a conservative ideal).

A third strategy for the discontented is the one Hagel pursued Sunday: invoking beloved G.O.P. leaders of yesteryear—in his case, dating to Dwight Eisenhower. But Hagel’s history here is confused. As president, Eisenhower championed “modern Republicanism,” which made peace with the New Deal, modifying rather than rolling back the welfare state. It was this rapprochement with liberalism that angered an ideologically extreme band of activists, who turned first to Goldwater (unsuccessfully) and then to Reagan (successfully) to transform their movement into a winning electoral coalition.

But even conservatives who stipulate Reagan, not Ike, as their beau ideal — which, as the last debate among G.O.P. White House aspirants suggests, includes almost all of them — are reading history selectively. Rhetorically, Reagan certainly hewed to the stance of small government, low taxes and an aggressive military that has inspired his followers since. But in practice he frequently deviated from his line when politics dictated — or when, inevitably, different conservative ideals clashed.

The examples are many. Reagan’s skyrocketing budget deficits and multiple tax hikes violated the right’s notions of political economy as surely as any of Bush’s actions. His wars on drugs and pornography gave rise to intrusions on individual liberties similar to those that some libertarians now decry. Reagan’s foreign policy, notably in Central America, shared with Bush’s the assumption that America had to project more, not less, might around the globe. If Bush has abjured true conservative values, so did Reagan.

Republicans who grouse about Bush are forgetting two basic facts about American politics. The first is that in our two-party system, any majority party has to include factions that disagree on key points. Since the 1950s, the G.O.P. has brought together unlikely allies and allowed them to co-exist — big business together with the religious right, isolationists alongside militarists, virtuecrats next to libertarians. Certain policies, such as tax cutting and anticommunism, glued them together, but under every Republican administration — Eisenhower and Richard Nixon, Reagan and George Bush Sr.— each group also had to swallow some pet items for the sake of unity.

The second key fact was summed up more than 40 years ago by the public opinion analysts Lloyd Free and Hadley Cantril: that Americans are rhetorically conservative but operationally liberal. We like the Republicans’ talk about small government, low taxes and military strength, but we also like our Social Security benefits, our federal help when disasters strike, and even our earmarks (at least when they’re our earmarks). It’s therefore impossible in practice for any Republican leader to truly govern according to a Heritage Foundation blueprint.

…Before Reagan, the so-called conservative movement had been an insurgent force within the Republican party. But starting in the 1980s, most of the liberals in the party left it, and for the last 10 or 20 years, the party and the movement have been more or less congruent. From 2002 to 2007, moreover, the G.O.P. controlled not just the White House but both houses of Congress, the federal judiciary and a majority of state governments, as well as more media outlets than ever before. They were thus able to impose a conservative agenda with little resistance.

Indeed, so few were the obstacles that conservatism was able to run amok. The result — in the assessment of not just liberals but also other observers — has been disaster: a mess of a war, the failure to plan for Hurricane Katrina, the erosion of the church-state wall, widening inequality, the loss of civil liberties including habeas corpus, and scores of other ills that readers of this column can list as easily as I. This was the fruit of modern American conservatism.

But now Republicans are deserting Bush. Businessmen and evangelicals, libertarians and social moderates are all astir. The reason isn’t that Bush failed to espouse their causes any more than Reagan did. From the Iraq War on down, after all, his policies have also been their policies — backed by their legislators, upheld by their judges, championed by their journalists.

No, the reason so many are complaining about Bush or today’s G.O.P. is that their policies haven’t worked out very well. Since the 2004 election, majorities of Americans have turned against them. What conservatives like Chuck Hagel and Bush’s other right-wing detractors fear in their bones — and not without reason — is that majorities of Americans will soon also turn against the creed of conservatism itself.

I sure hope he’s right about that last part – it pretty much depends on how successfully conservatives are able to distance themselves from the Bush trainwreck.� The media will, of course, give them all the help that it can, which is considerable.

I think the best response to all of these conservatives who are lamenting Dubya’s terrible betrayal of pure conservatism’s flawless beauty is to ask them where they were before it all went sour. If Bush’s policies weren’t conservative, why did they cheerlead them so enthusiastically? Are they admitting that they themselves are not genuine conservatives either? That they are, in fact, amoral political opportunists with no real convictions beyond the desire to be on the winning team?

3 comments May 16th, 2007 at 08:22pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Bush,Politics,Republicans

Wednesday Why-I-Love-The-Weekly-World-News Blogging

It appears I have something in common with ghosts:

“We see it again and again,” said Father Dale Pucci. “Ghostly accusations splattered across mirrors, dire warnings hewn in tombstones, and automatic writing scrawled during seances. These messages from the crypt are very important, yet they’re also unnecessarily cryptic.”

That is why Father Pucci has established a remedial handwriting class for ghosts at his church.

“This has nothing whatsoever to do with their skill as writers,” Father Pucci was quick to point out. “The dead usually compose very clever anagrams and riddles. And it’s not a reflection on the mediums, who have pretty good penmanship to start with.”

Father Pucci said that his class is mostly about soothing perturbed spirits with a watered-down version of the rite of exorcism.

“That has the dual purpose of serving as a house cleansing,” he winked. Armed only with only the liturgy, lined paper, and a consecrated ballpoint, Father Pucci and his colleagues have enjoyed marked success in improving the dead’s communciation skills.

“We’ve had at least a dozen wraiths we could see, and many more who moved chairs around — sometimes to the ceiling — but chose not to reveal themselves,” he said. “The bottom line is that in our haunted parish, you’ll rarely see a curse that’s not in cursive.”

Maybe I’m possessed…

1 comment May 16th, 2007 at 06:45am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Weekly World News

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