An Encouraging Announcement

May 14th, 2007at 11:40am Posted by Eli

From Giants defensive end Osi Umenyiora (I know he has a good reason for calling himself Chief, I just can’t recall it at the moment):

I, Chief Osi Umenyiora, have officially declared myself to be the best defensive end in the NFL. To prove that fact, I will have one of the best seasons ever by a defensive end. If not, I will jump off the George Washington Bridge. I do not want to jump off the George Washington Bridge because it would be detrimental to my health. Thanks for listening.

You heard it, people. That Giants defense is going to totally rock.

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