Great Moments In Tone-Deafness

May 2nd, 2007at 08:29pm Posted by Eli

I had no idea that Osama bin Laden had chronic shoulder problems…

Today on the House floor, Rep. John Shimkus (R-IL) compared the war in Iraq to a Major League Baseball feud, asking fellow members of Congress to “Imagine my beloved St. Louis Cardinals are playing the much despised Chicago Cubs.”

The Cardinals are up by five finishing the top of the ninth. Is this a cause for celebration? Is this a cause for victory? No. Unbelievable as it may seem, the Cubbies score five runs in the bottom of the ninth to throw the games into extra innings. There the score remains until 1:00 AM five innings later. However at the top of the 15th, the Cardinals fail to field a batter. The entire team has left the stadium. … Who wins? We know it’s the team that stays on the field.

Way to lock up that Cubs vote, genius.

Entry Filed under: Iraq,Politics,Republicans,Terrorism,Wankers,War


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