My Bad.

May 4th, 2007at 05:41pm Posted by Eli

BC over at Cliff Schecter’s place has uncovered the real cuplrit behind gun violence:

I was over at, trying to see what they thought about the GOP debate, when the title of an article caught my eye. It was called “What is it with Jews and guns?” and it was written by Burt Prelutsky.


Frankly, having given it some thought, I believe the reason that the Left hates guns so much is because of us Jews. With very few exceptions, we are terribly squeamish around firearms. The fear is totally irrational. It’s not just that we think someone will shoot us with our own gats, but that the guns, themselves, are anti-Semites, and will kill us of their own accord.


Even though America is the most tolerant nation on earth, Jews tend to think if terrible things happened to their ancestors in 15th century Spain and 19th century Russia and 20th century Nazi Germany, it can and will happen here. It’s a form of paranoia. But it’s a very strange form. For as we all know, this is a nation of 300 million. So, wouldn’t you think a minority numbering a mere five million, and in constant fear of pogroms, would spend as much time as possible on the firing range?

Please allow me to apologize most abjectly for letting my own irrational anti-semiautoism force the progressive movement down a dangerous anti-gun path which ensures that only criminals will be able to buy guns, thus giving them a free hand to go on mass killing sprees any time the mood strikes them.

Really, I have no idea what I was thinking, and I promise I’ll try to better from now on.

Also, now that us Jews are calling the shots for the progressive movement, could you please tell your fanatically pro-Israel, anti-Muslim friends to stop calling liberals anti-semitic? That would really help their self-esteem, and people who feel good about themselves will find it much easier to say no to their Jewish friends when we tell them they must destroy all guns to keep us safe.

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