Understatement Of The Day

4 comments June 5th, 2007at 11:10am Posted by Eli

Former Notre Dame linebacker Tom Reynolds:

A violent thug who preys on Manhattan tourists has struck again – and he got away this time after a would-be hero wearing nothing but his birthday suit couldn’t chase him down.

“I wish I could have done more,” said Wyoming resident Tom Reynolds, who was in New York last week to speak at a conference. “But I thought if I chased him, I’d get arrested for indecent exposure.”

Reynolds, a former Notre Dame linebacker, was roused from his sleep at the Roosevelt Hotel in midtown on Thursday by a terrible scream.

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Reynolds punched the attacker to the ground but couldn’t chase him because in his haste to help, he bolted from his room naked. “I think I startled him,” said Reynolds, 60, a retired University of Texas marketing professor who just had a knee replaced.

I would imagine so.

Too bad he couldn’t catch the perp; he sounds like a right bastard.

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