Eli’s Obsession With The Google

4 comments July 18th, 2007at 06:50pm Posted by Eli

On the first page of search results for sonar raccoon deterrent. And…

The #1 search result for my name is cheese.
Awesome.

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4 Comments

  • 1. spocko  |  July 19th, 2007 at 11:37 pm

    Spocko’s Brain is the #1 result for

    Thomas Jefferson ghost vomit

    #3 for Thomas Jefferson ghost

    Yet #7 for Thomas Jefferson vomit

    Strange. Now with this post YOU will soon be the winner for this!

  • 2. Eli  |  July 20th, 2007 at 2:16 am

    I think specialization is the key. Sure, there may be other blogs that traffic in Thomas Jefferson ghosts, or Thomas Jefferson vomit, but how many tackle the complex subgenre of Thomas Jefferson’s *ghost’s* vomit???

  • 3. spocko  |  July 20th, 2007 at 8:39 pm

    You have it right exactly. In the future when robotic scholars will comb the internet’s trying to see what went wrong with the United States and who was disgusted by it they will say, “Only Spocko understood what was so bad it made Thomas Jefferson’s Ghost vomit.”

    Of course since I’m such a huge fan of time travel books I would hope they could bring Jefferson back to our time, educate him on the changes, ‘Tom, slavery banned, bill of rights trashed, idiots in charge.” he would be ACTUALLY throwing up.

    And then he would give a speech and be criticized by Fox News, Rush, Hannity and their ilk.

    “Thomas Jefferson is from the PAST, he can’t understand that 9/11 changed EVERYTHING! He’s a relic and the only reason he is here is that the secular progressives who funded science used that trick to try and prove that he is really against this President because he hate America. How can we be sure that he is the REAL Thomas Jefferson? Where in the bible does it say that man can travel in time?”

  • 4. virgotex  |  July 21st, 2007 at 9:17 am

    What I don’t know about Google Search would make Thomas Jefferson’s ghost vomit.

    For example, my blog has recently become the top result for Google Image search for “magnifying glass”

    You’d think that would happen to someplace that actually was about, or sold, magnifying glasses,


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