Please Kill Me.

July 2nd, 2007at 01:04pm Posted by Eli

This is one of those news stories that convinces me that there is no God:

PAWNEE CITY, Neb. (AP) — A local microbrewery has launched a beer for one of America’s most recognizable rednecks: Larry the Cable Guy.

Git-R-Done beer, named for the comedian’s famous catchphrase, was launched Saturday by SchillingBridge Winery & MicroBrewery, from the small town where the 44-year-old actor-comedian grew up.

The owners of the small family winery say the light beer is made from high-quality ingredients with more ”flavor and body” than popular corporate beers.

Mike Schilling, who runs the winery with his wife, Sharon, is confident Git-R-Done beer will appeal to the comedian’s fan base.

”Rednecks love quality, too,” he said.

(…)

Sharon Schilling said [Larry the Cable Guy] visited the winery in July 2005 to accept the offer wearing a pair of shorts and a sleeveless camouflage shirt.

[Mr. the Cable Guy] said he was dressed up because it was his wedding day, which was confirmed by his bride, Sharon Schilling said.

”He said, `Let’s git-r-done,”’ she said. ”He made it sound so simple.”

Argh.

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