Spamnibus

July 2nd, 2007at 11:46am Posted by Eli

Well, I think my spam backlog has built up to the point where I really should post some of it. First, some spam haiku:

From Jane STECHERT, whose e-mail address contains the word “granolaminibike”:

leads

and the

Golden Ears

believer

picked

From Helga Douglas, a somewhat shorter entry:

British

to teach,

and Lee

In the hyperbole category, we have “Sales”, with “‘Evan Almighty”s Heavenly Box Office”

You have the unique chance to get sexier with our remedy!

It will make your squib a real space rocket that will raise you up to the seventh sky of sexual satisfaction!

Wow! That’s pretty heavenly, all right.

And finally, in the category of Best Subject Line… “nefarious apartment building”. Must have been about where I used to live…

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