A Modern Metamorphosis

August 27th, 2007at 06:10pm Posted by Eli

I was just thinking about an updated version of Kafka’s Metamorphosis. I’ve got the first sentence all worked out:

Karl Rove awoke one morning and discovered that he was no longer an enormous cockroach.

The rest of the story would be about how all his Republican friends would recoil from him in horror and try to destroy him.

Obviously, it would be as much of a fantasy as the original, just… happier.

Entry Filed under: Politics,Republicans,Rove


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