Just Trying To Be Helpful

2 comments August 17th, 2007at 10:16pm Posted by Eli

The NY Daily News has some useful Dos & Don’ts for Jenna Bush’s fiance:

DON’T:

• Encourage your father-in-law to take advantage of the open bar at your wedding. Same goes for the bride.

• Make plans for the month of August until at least 2030. You’ll be vacationing on the Bush family ranch in Crawford, Tex. Ribs, rodeos and those line-dancing routines may grow on you – eventually.

• Go hunting with Dick Cheney. Even if it means a weekend pass from Crawford.

• Hang a “Mission Accomplished” sign outside the honeymoon suite.

• Gripe about your father-in-law’s nickname for you, even if it’s “Hanky.”

DO:

• Take a class in the Heimlich maneuver in case of another pretzel scare. Laura, at least, will thank you.

• Speak to Dad in two-syllable words – max. And learn to pronounce “nuclear” as “nucular,” so you don’t show him up.

• Demand that your friends surrender their photos of you smoking pot or mooning the camera -before they wind up in the National Enquirer.

• Stick by your cronies through thick, thin and thinner, no matter how much they embarrass you.

• Remember at all times who “The Decider” is, even if the question is “grilled or crispy?”

Listen to the Daily News, dude. They’re a Newspaper.

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