More Prominent Republicans Who Are TOTALLY NOT GAY

2 comments August 29th, 2007at 08:30pm Posted by Eli

Tucker Carlson and Joe Scarborough are both Teh Manly Non-Gay Men, but Tucker gets the extra bonus points for his wacky gay-bashing shenanigans.

Did I mention that Tucker is also TOTALLY NOT HOMOPHOBIC?

Entry Filed under: Media,Republicans,Teh Gay,Wankers

2 Comments

  • 1. SPIIDERWEB™  |  August 29th, 2007 at 9:32 pm

    Many of my friends over the years have been asked if I were in the Marine Corp or were gay. Although I realize the two aren’t mutually exclusive, it always amused me.

    I’ve also been approached by gays though not aggressively and have yet to hit one. Am I not manly?

    Does the fact I have a vagina make me less of a man?

  • 2. Eli  |  August 30th, 2007 at 12:07 am

    The only way to make sure people know you’re not gay is to tell them. Repeatedly. Over and over again, every chance you get. But you probably should beat up at least a few gay people if you want to make absolutely sure that no-one will ever question your hetero bona fides.


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