Qaereer Opportunities

1 comment August 17th, 2007at 11:13am Posted by Eli

Bizarre Padilla tidbit from jurassicpork:

… the best piece of evidence they had was a five page al Qaida application that federal prosecutors claimed contained his fingerprints.

By way of Bigezbear, who is as bemused as I am at the thought of an al Qaeda HR department:

There’s an application you have to fill out to be a terrorist? Do you dress up in a nice suit and tie for the interview?

I think the only difference is in whether or not you should check off the “Have you ever been convicted of a felony?” box.

And if you do get hired, be advised that “You have been chosen for a martyrdom operation! Allah be praised!” replaces “We’ve decided to go in a different direction.”

Entry Filed under: Terrorism,Weirdness

1 Comment

  • 1. Glenn  |  August 17th, 2007 at 12:15 pm

    Thanks for the cross link. I still can’t believe it. And all they had was his fingerprints!


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