Wednesday Why-I-Love-The-Weekly-World-News Blogging

1 comment August 1st, 2007at 07:09am Posted by Eli

Algore picks up another high-profile endorsement:

Former Vice President Al Gore has been endorsed for President – by Mother Nature herself!

“Al Gore will be our next president, if I have anything to say about it,” Mother Nature told Weekly World News. “More than any other non-candidate, Mr. Gore has shown that he has the planet’s best interests at heart. I mean, who else could take a power point presentation and turn it into an Academy Award-winning film about global warming?

“I backed Gore in 2000, and we all know what happened then,” Mother Nature said. “I’m not making any threats, but need I remind Florida at the onset of hurricane season – it’s not wise to fool Mother Nature twice?”

Run, Al, run!!!

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