Great Moments In Dreams

4 comments October 4th, 2007at 06:55am Posted by Eli

I just woke up from a dream in which Ricardo Montalban pulled up in his limo to personally tip me off to a Paraguay Enquirer story about an eccentric millionaire who likes to eat turkey that’s been microwaved into a bloody liquid. When I went to investigate (and things get a bit hazy here), it turned out that this was actually cover for what the millionaire was really doing, which was feeding the turkeys (and possibly people) to carnivorous albino crab-spiders.

Also from the same dream (I think), a TV show idea about a retired vigilante superhero turned defense attorney: It would be called “Batlock”.

Entry Filed under: Puns,Weirdness

4 Comments

  • 1. bill  |  October 4th, 2007 at 7:52 am

    Did the millionaire have a smarmy assistant named Alberto?

  • 2. Spear and Magic  |  October 4th, 2007 at 12:11 pm

    Just as good a cook … asIyamanactor.

  • 3. Eli  |  October 4th, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    Did the millionaire have a smarmy assistant named Alberto?

    I asked the assistant his name, but he said he couldn’t remember.

  • 4. Burmeselev.Com » Gr&hellip  |  October 4th, 2007 at 2:43 pm

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