If I Were Osama
3 comments October 30th, 2007at 12:45pm Posted by Eli
As the shadowy, mysterious, and currently-under-construction Codename V. and I were commiserating about what a pain airport security is, I came up with an idea that, if implemented, would completely demoralize and crush the American spirit.
Two words: Underwear Bomber.
Of course, I would give the Underwear Bomber explicit instructions to make sure he got caught.
Entry Filed under: Terrorism
3 Comments
1. ellroon | October 30th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
Underwear Bomber huh? Will we have to take off our C cups and jock straps…..
Let’s all travel nude. That should take care of the problem…..
(And beware of the newest terrorist threat: Flaming squirrels!)
2. Multi Medium » Liqu&hellip | December 29th, 2007 at 5:52 pm
[…] As I have said before, all bin Laden needs to do to complete the demoralization and humiliation of the American people is unleash a very inept Underwear Bomber. […]
3. Multi Medium » OMG &hellip | December 26th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
[…] Multi Medium, 10/30/07: As the shadowy, mysterious, and currently-under-construction Codename V. and I were commiserating about what a pain airport security is, I came up with an idea that, if implemented, would completely demoralize and crush the American spirit. […]