If I Were Osama

3 comments October 30th, 2007at 12:45pm Posted by Eli

As the shadowy, mysterious, and currently-under-construction Codename V. and I were commiserating about what a pain airport security is, I came up with an idea that, if implemented, would completely demoralize and crush the American spirit.

Two words: Underwear Bomber.

Of course, I would give the Underwear Bomber explicit instructions to make sure he got caught.

Entry Filed under: Terrorism

3 Comments

  • 1. ellroon  |  October 30th, 2007 at 6:06 pm

    Underwear Bomber huh? Will we have to take off our C cups and jock straps…..
    Let’s all travel nude. That should take care of the problem…..

    (And beware of the newest terrorist threat: Flaming squirrels!)

  • 2. Multi Medium » Liqu&hellip  |  December 29th, 2007 at 5:52 pm

    […] As I have said before, all bin Laden needs to do to complete the demoralization and humiliation of the American people is unleash a very inept Underwear Bomber. […]

  • 3. Multi Medium » OMG &hellip  |  December 26th, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    […] Multi Medium, 10/30/07: As the shadowy, mysterious, and currently-under-construction Codename V. and I were commiserating about what a pain airport security is, I came up with an idea that, if implemented, would completely demoralize and crush the American spirit. […]


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