Is Nothing Sacred???

4 comments October 4th, 2007at 11:45am Posted by Eli

It’s like a part of me has died inside:

Customs officers discovered nearly 10.5 ounces of ecstasy tablets hidden inside a Mr. Potato Head toy sent to Australia from Ireland, the agency said Thursday.

Upon opening the parcel, the officers were greeted with the smiling face of the popular children’s toy, which features a potato-like head and removable facial features. But when they removed a panel from the back of the toy, the officers found 10.34 ounces of ecstasy in a plastic bag.

Mr. Potato Mule. This is a sad, sad day.

Entry Filed under: Weirdness

4 Comments

  • 1. dirk gently  |  October 4th, 2007 at 11:49 am

    i don’t know why mr potatohead would need ecstacy anyway, since he can just snap on body parts as needed.

    now i have to go wash my brain.

  • 2. Ruth  |  October 4th, 2007 at 2:57 pm

    But was Mr. Potato Head painted with lead-free paint? to keep from tainting the ecstasy?

  • 3. kyklops  |  October 5th, 2007 at 9:50 am

    You mean ecstasy isn’t a natural ingredient of potatoes?

  • 4. Cavalor Epthith, Esquire  |  October 7th, 2007 at 4:33 pm

    Does he have legal counsel? As a solicitor these things matter to me. As they used to say at Annie’s one woman whorehouse in Dodge City, oh, how the nighty has fallen.


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