Wednesday Why-I-Love-The-Weekly-World-News Blogging

2 comments October 31st, 2007at 07:18am Posted by Eli

This week, some helpful hints on how to get rid of annoying ghosts:

If you are one of the estimated 3.6 percent of the population plagued by otherworldly houseguests, the following tips will help you exorcise your spectral pests once and for all.

o Be Mean. Ghosts hate to be teased. If you knew the ghost when it was alive, dredge up the most embarrassing moment of its life and taunt it unmercifully.

o Shower in a Bathing Suit. Many spirits will haunt your home hoping to catch a glimpse of some skin, so cover up!

o Become a Slob. The afterlife is quite tidy, by all accounts, and ghosts can’t stand grime. Don’t do the dishes, leave dirty underwear lying around, and eat chili, lots of chili (especially if the phantom is haunting your toilet).

Now that’s Weekly World News you can use.

Entry Filed under: Weekly World News

2 Comments

  • 1. bill  |  October 31st, 2007 at 2:03 pm

    Keep a pot of burning hair in the living room. They hate that.

  • 2. dirk gently  |  October 31st, 2007 at 4:16 pm

    Shower in a Bathing Suit. Many spirits will haunt your home hoping to catch a glimpse of some skin, so cover up!

    that seems superfluous. can i take it off again when i’m done showering?


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