Wednesday Why-I-Love-The-Weekly-World-News Blogging

November 14th, 2007at 07:43am Posted by Eli

Weekly World News uncovers another shocker!

(By Mike Foster)

Abraham Lincoln was a woman – and the discovery of a secret cache of 43 photographs shot by famed Lincoln photographer Matthew Brady proves it!

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“Although President Lincoln was known as ‘Honest Abe,’ it turns out she fibbed about one thing to the American people – her gender,” says [Jessica] Durbeen, author of the upcoming book, Lady Lincoln.

While the theory may sound preposterous, Durbeen cites some striking evidence that our 16th President was a woman in disguise, including:

o The discovery of a birth certificate for a baby girl named Abigail Lincoln, born in Hardin County, Ky., on Feb. 12, 1809 – the same place and date as President Lincoln.

o New medical evidence that Lincoln suffered from Marfan’s syndrome, a disorder that can make women unusually tall and gaunt, with long, gangling limbs and big hands.

o A jar of glue used by actors to apply fake beards, found among Lincoln’s personal effects at the Smithsonian Museum – along with a dozen sanitary napkins.

o A long-missing page from the diary of John Wilkes Booth, in which the presidential assassin rails against “the White House lover who spurned me.” (See: “Was assassin John Wilkes Booth Abe’s lover?” on page 6.)

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Durbeen says she embarked upon her investigation after happening upon a tattered old Confederate pamphlet that charged that the Yankee leader was really female.

“At first, I thought it was just wartime propaganda, but then I took a closer look at a photo of Lincoln and realized the beard does look bogus,” the Lexington historian says.

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Durbeen believes that Marfan’s syndrome stretched young Abigail Lincoln to her eye-popping height of 6-foot-4 and gave her a mannish physique.

“Between that and Abigail’s tomboy nature, it was perhaps inevitable that she would come to dress as a boy and in time insist upon being called ‘Abe,'” Durbeen says.

“Passing herself off as a young man, she went on to work in ‘macho’ jobs such as rail-splitter and surveyor – even enlisting as a volunteer in the Black Hawk Indian War.”

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She also argues that Lincoln was the mother, not the father, of six children and that homely First Lady Mary Todd Lincoln was a man posing as a woman.

“Take a look at a photo of Mary Todd Lincoln and you’ll be convinced,” Durbeen says.

I wish there was an easy way to share the photos accompanying the story. My favorite caption: “IF THEY ONLY KNEW: Lincoln often wore a top hat to hide her long locks – as shown in this battlefield photo.”

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