Chock Full O’ Nuts

December 12th, 2007at 11:18am Posted by Eli

Jesus’s General appears to have been sucked into Major James Linzey’s lonely war against reality and sanity:

I’m having a very strange email conversation with Major James Linzey and someone named Oliver White, both of whom are copying their emails to a John Flammer at a US Army email address. Apparently, they believe my posts about a radio appearance in which Major Linzey discussed the threat Mexicans, Communists, Chinese, Democrats, and Satan, Prince of Darkness pose to the United States were inaccurate, but are unable or unwilling to point out the alleged inaccuracies.

[strange e-mail conversation]

Dear Major Linzey,

It’s occurred to me that perhaps you did not have the software needed to hear the clips from your appearance on The Edge radio show I posted on my blog, and that’s why you haven’t been able to tell me why you think my characterization of those clips was inaccurate. If that’s the case, then I think it might be helpful to provide you with a transcript of your remarks. Hopefully, after reading it, you’ll realize that you were mistaken. If not, and you still believe that my posts are inaccurate, please point out those inaccuracies in writing so I may address them.

Here are the transcripts.

Regarding the Minutemen:

I would like 5000 American patriots to go down on April 1st, down to Tombstone, Arizona, be part of the Minuteman Project We need to let the enemies know that we’re there and we’re watching.

Regarding Chinese training the Mexican Army to invade the US:

There are five to ten thousand Chinese military soldiers in Mexico now training Mexican soldiers for invasion in the United States.

Regarding Chinese soldiers smuggling dirty bombs into the US:

Now I’ve I’ve got friends who work for the CIA and the F FBI and I know things from the inside. Now, the CIA several months ago, arrested four Chinese military soldiers who came across the Mexico-Texan border with a dirty bomb and the CIA has them in custody.

Regarding Satan, Commies, and Democrats:

We’re not going to let Satan take what Jesus gave us, a beacon of light to the world, a beacon of, a beacon of,light of the Gospel of Jesus Christ. Now when they come over here, and these Communist want to take over America, that light goes out. And I do believe that the Democratic Party and the Communist Party of America are one in the same.


You can hear the full interview here at The Edge’s web site where you’ll also find this promo for your appearance (I have a screen cap if you need it):

Major James F. Linzey; U.S. Army Officer, Chaplain, and director of Operation Freedom, exposes how the satanic forces in the U.S. Government allow illegal immigration, giving access to terrorists to invade America’s heartland. Find out the myths and lies, and how illegal immigration effects the politics, domestic issues, national security, and terrorist ring in the United States, and you can do about it. Get your questions in early. It’s going to be hot!

He will expose unknown satanic forces and how they are using illegal immigration to:

* Affect American politics
* Sway Domestic issues
* Destroy National Security
* Create a Terrorist Ring which could start an internal revolution.

Have you asked Mr. Ott to remove any of this?

Hopefully the transcripts will help to jog your memory. If not, I want to be clear that I’d be glad to correct any inaccuracies you point out to me in writing. That is if you truly are interested in the truth and aren’t being forced to recant your statements by Chi-Com trained Mexican Commandos led by Satan and a cadre of Democrats.

Alrighty then. There’s really not much I can add here – the crazy speaks for itself.

Entry Filed under: Blogosphere,Immigration,Religion,Republicans,Terrorism,Weirdness

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