Eli’s Obsession With The Spam & Ask.com
January 14th, 2008at 10:49pm Posted by Eli
I got some more lewd spam today, I’m sure you’re all thrilled. From Sheree Dewitt and Miranda Mata, respectively, in Subject / Body format:
BillyBodypartWalloping / JeanineWideDick
DickWhoppingBenny / TremendousPhallusTricia
I have to say, I am just not finding this marketing strategy to be very enticing.
In other lurid news, my blog is the #3 Ask.com search result for electric vagina men!
Hopefully this post will vault me to #1, making me King of the Electric Vagina Men! Soon I shall build my mighty Electric Vagina Empire, and you will all bow down before me! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Entry Filed under: Eli's Obsession With The Google, Spamoptikon
3 Comments Add your own
1. shortstop | January 15th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Just remember to use a converter when you take those things overseas. I wouldn’t want you to repeat the worst mistake of my life.
2. Eli | January 15th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
I wanna know how you even got it through Customs.
On second thought, maybe I don’t.
3. Multi Medium » Spam&hellip | January 28th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
[...] I got a couple more of those lewd e-mails with the same general formula as before. From Glenda Walter and Anibal Harmon, respectively, in Subject / Body format: [...]
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